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Bancuri - .tc17 - 11-19-2009

Aici puteti posta bancuri... Confusedmile:


Re: Bancuri - .tc17 - 11-19-2009

- Alo, draga mea, ce-ţi plac mai mult, bananele sau căpşunile?
- Eşti la piaţă?
- Nu, la farmacie!
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Re: Bancuri - Urmelinho - 11-19-2009

o bătrână în cabina de vot. La un momentdat scoate capul şi îi întreabă pe cei responsabili cu votarea: „Auziţi, F*#tu-vă-n gură se scrie legat sau dezlegat?