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Bancuri - ZapMan - 03-10-2008 Incep eu 1. Suna o blonda la Politie: - Mi-au spart masina, mi-au furat totul...si volanul si pedalele si schimbatorul de viteze, totul...... Peste 5 min isi da cu palma peste cap si suna iar la politie: - Va rog sa ma scuzati, m-am urcat in spate! 2. La tribunal, un homosexual este intrebat de judecator: - Inculpat, de ce ai violat-o pe biata calugarita? Doar tie nu-ti plac femeile! - Pai, domnule judecator, de la spate semana cu Zorro. 3.Merge tiganul la preot sa se spovedeasca si vede cum acesta-si aseaza ceasul jos, langa el. Tiganul ingenuncheaza si ia ceasul. - Ce-ai pacatuit? il intreaba preotul. - Fur, parinte... - Spune ca ai furat nu ca furi! Tiganul baga ceasul in buzunar. - Am furat, parinte. - Ce-ai furat fiule? - Un ceas... - Si l-ai dat inapoi proprietarului? - Vi-l dau dumneavoastra parinte! - Ei, nu mi-l da mie, da-l proprietarului! - Am incercat, dar nu l-a vrut inapoi. - Pai, in cazul asta pastreaza-l, fiule... Re: Bancuri - Maryusake - 03-22-2008 Uite unu bun: Stateau odata in pat satul si sotia. -Draga,vreau sa facem sex nebun. -Nu pot,am programare la ginecolog. -Ok.Dar nu te duci si la dentist,nu? :mrgreen: Re: Bancuri - Urmelinho - 03-23-2008 Foarte tare O babuta simtind ca se apropie sfarsitul se gandeste cum sa "fenteze" moartea. Dupa o perioada de gandire ii vine ideea sa se duca la o gradinita, gandindu-se ca moartea nu are ce cauta acolo. Pe la amiaza cand vine timpul mesei babuta se duce la locul ei pentru a manca. La un moment dat vine moaretea si o bate pe umar pe babuta. Moartea o intreaba pe babuta: - Ce faci? Babuta: - Pap Moartea: - Papa mai repede ca mergem pa pa